Black Betty
Black Betty

jimmysnowvakk:

katherine-prior:

he goes from really confused to really “give me that fucking guinea pig” in less than three seconds

forever reblog

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literaryescapist:

As promised, my giveaway, even if it’s a little late.Looking at the books, can you guess the theme? I am giving away my very favourite German books that more people need to read! This giveaway will have two winners, who can each choose one book from the ones pictured above, either in the English translation or, if you wish, in the German original. (Exception: Felidae, for which I couldn’t find an English translation on TBD, so this is available only in German). These books are my very dear darlings, masterpieces of German Literature, and I want to share them with as many people as possible.For more information on each of the books, click on the picture, or here.
Here’s the deal:
In order to enter, like and/or reblog this post. You can reblog multiple times, but don’t spam your followers dash.
You have to be following me, literaryescapist, to enter, since this is a thank you to my followers.
The giveaway is open internationally, i.e. to all the countries that Book Depository ships to. If you are unsure if your country is among those, please check here.
This giveaway ends August 15th, at noon GMT.
I will randomly select the winners and notify them via ask - so your ask box has to be open.
The winners will habe 48 hours to respond before new winners are chosen.
You obviously have to be willing to give me your address for shipping purposes.
Giveaway blogs will not be eligible.
Should you have any questions concerning the giveaway, or if you want some more information on the books that you can choose, just shoot me a message!

literaryescapist:

As promised, my giveaway, even if it’s a little late.
Looking at the books, can you guess the theme? I am giving away my very favourite German books that more people need to read! This giveaway will have two winners, who can each choose one book from the ones pictured above, either in the English translation or, if you wish, in the German original. (Exception: Felidae, for which I couldn’t find an English translation on TBD, so this is available only in German). These books are my very dear darlings, masterpieces of German Literature, and I want to share them with as many people as possible.
For more information on each of the books, click on the picture, or here.

Here’s the deal:

  • In order to enter, like and/or reblog this post. You can reblog multiple times, but don’t spam your followers dash.
  • You have to be following me, literaryescapist, to enter, since this is a thank you to my followers.
  • The giveaway is open internationally, i.e. to all the countries that Book Depository ships to. If you are unsure if your country is among those, please check here.
  • This giveaway ends August 15th, at noon GMT.
  • I will randomly select the winners and notify them via ask - so your ask box has to be open.
  • The winners will habe 48 hours to respond before new winners are chosen.
  • You obviously have to be willing to give me your address for shipping purposes.
  • Giveaway blogs will not be eligible.
  • Should you have any questions concerning the giveaway, or if you want some more information on the books that you can choose, just shoot me a message!

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clearssong:

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ruinedchildhood:

 

they’re so CUTE

If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?

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Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate

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sparkafterdark:

did-you-kno:

Spiral staircases were installed in old firehouses to keep horses from climbing to other floors.
Source

THEY FUCKING LOVE CLIMBING UP STAIRS BUT THE SUCK AT GOING DOWN THEM.
STUPID ADORABLE ASSHOLES I SWEAR TO GOD THEY WOULD ALWAYS COME UP ON OUR DECK AND STICK THEIR HEADS IN THE WINDOW

sparkafterdark:

did-you-kno:

Spiral staircases were installed in old firehouses to keep horses from climbing to other floors.

Source

THEY FUCKING LOVE CLIMBING UP STAIRS BUT THE SUCK AT GOING DOWN THEM.

STUPID ADORABLE ASSHOLES I SWEAR TO GOD THEY WOULD ALWAYS COME UP ON OUR DECK AND STICK THEIR HEADS IN THE WINDOW

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englishsnow:

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The countries of Europe (inspired by x)

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

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arachnidian:

bitcheslovecereal:

I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA

holy infant so tender and mild

arachnidian:

bitcheslovecereal:

I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA

holy infant so tender and mild

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ohgodbenny:

Can you do a Gollum impression? x x

Seriously though, Martin is a crack.

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"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"  - it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via regenapplaus)

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